i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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