i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Randomize