oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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