wanna go halves on a baby?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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