Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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