in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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