I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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