you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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