Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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