so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I forget how to act sober
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