the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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