Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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