So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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