the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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