just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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