Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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