I don't think brook has ever known best
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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