When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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