She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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