We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You made out with two different species that night
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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