what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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