i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.