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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser

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(954): all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser http://tfl.nu/xbi4

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.

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(608): Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week. http://tfl.nu/ckos

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(561): View more from Florida

I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face

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(561): I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face http://tfl.nu/knsv

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(240): View more from Maryland

I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't

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(240): I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't http://tfl.nu/uua0

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(678): View more from Georgia

Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?

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(678): Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up? http://tfl.nu/320o

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.

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(902): Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog. http://tfl.nu/wgn2

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(863): View more from Florida

Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.

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(863): Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter. http://tfl.nu/u1po

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(541): View more from Oregon

theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?

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(541): theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house? http://tfl.nu/uvha

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

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Do I have a choice?

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I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.

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(985): Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response. (1-985): Do I have a choice? (985): I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again. http://tfl.nu/kt0k

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(916): View more from California

I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.

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(916): I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask. http://tfl.nu/oc5v

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(513): View more from Ohio

Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere

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You say this every welcome week, bro.

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(513): Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere (480): You say this every welcome week, bro. http://tfl.nu/zrmk

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(707): View more from California

As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.

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(707): As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment. http://tfl.nu/opoe

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.

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(970): Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard. http://tfl.nu/a8iw

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(618): View more from Illinois

I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.

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(618): I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great. http://tfl.nu/nq71

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(240): View more from Maryland

Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?

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(240): Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats? http://tfl.nu/479l

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