I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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