How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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