Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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