You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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