Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Randomize
