he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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