Sry I called you an 8
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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