Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling