Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
stfu you slept on the patio!?!