How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?