I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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