She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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