Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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