to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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