you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
All the doctor said was why
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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