are you so shy because you have an std?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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