Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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