i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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