is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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