I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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