Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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