yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Found your dick twin last night
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize