I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I love you. Go after that dick
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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