I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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