i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So. Much. Porn.
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