my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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