summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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