he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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