I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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