do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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