Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
