i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
porn star boner night. come get it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...