How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
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Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.