I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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