But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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