Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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