I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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